As you know, I often end my Grega-logues with the phrase: "If you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler." At times I've changed it to "you're probably a racist"; "you're probably a homophobe" and, my favorite: "You're probably a racist homophobe who wears denim cutoffs."
Most people get it, some don't. Especially clueless are those lefties outraged that I would compare people to Hitler — amazingly ignorant that I'm mocking them for doing the same thing with Bush and Cheney.
Anyway, I assumed that the left would finally stop this crap, now that they've got their God in charge. But no.
Check out TheRoot.com, a Washington Post blog, whose list "Black Folks We'd Like to Remove From Black History" includes Clarence Thomas and Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele — alongside Idi Amin, the "D.C. Sniper," Zimbabwe thug Robert Mugabe and Haitian dictators "Papa Doc" and "Baby Doc" Duvalier.
Their point: Black Republicans are as bad as genocidal maniacs.
Meanwhile, during a Senate hearing, socialist Bernie Sanders compared climate change skeptics to Nazi appeasers. How weird is it that a socialist would have the stones to say capitalists are worse than Hitler.
Sorry Bernie, look it up: Hitler was one of yours.
Anyway, it serves to remind us all that the people on the other side don't just disagree with you, they hate you; they want to ruin you. Which is why we should look to Andrew Breitbart for inspiration. He's right when he says "bullies crumble when you hit them back."
So let's hit them back, as hard as possible — metaphorically, of course. Prison sucks.
And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Bernie Sanders' underpants.
Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com
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