Danny Glover's Haiti Earthquake Theory

The fact that Danny Glover is nuttier than elephant poop should surprise no one. But now, he's even topped himself, as the washed-up actor blames the Haiti earthquake on the response to the climate change conference.

Check it out, check-it-outers:

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DANNY GLOVER, ACOTR/ACTIVIST: That means that other countries in the region — Venezuela, Brazil, Cuba and other countries have already accepted the point that this is a great moment for another type of internationalism, you know.

And I hope we seize this particular moment because the threat of what happens in Haiti is the threat that can happen anywhere in the Caribbean to these island nations, you know?

They're all in peril because of global warming; they're all in peril because of climate change. When we see what we did at the climate summit in Copenhagen, this is the response, this is what happens, you know what I'm saying?

But we have to act now.

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Nice.

Now this guy is supposed to be an expert, but instead of identifying the obvious — that areas rife with political corruption and resulting poverty often experience more devastation after a natural disaster — he blames it all on our nonplussed response to Copenhagen.

Clearly, global warming has infected his brain so severely, he cannot think straight. This could also explain why he did "Saw V."

But Glover is nothing, next to Media Matters. While people struggle with horrifying human suffering, what does this "media watchdog group" do? They release a "study" focusing on how much coverage Fox News devoted to the quake. Which, again, shows what happens when ideology pickles your brain: Rather than see the quake, all they see is Fox News.

Let me quote Eric Burns, Media Matters head twerp: "It's apparent that in the midst of a humanitarian crisis, Fox's top-rated shows would rather discuss Sarah Palin, Scott Brown, and Jon Stewart than deliver actual news."

Not quite, Eric. But in the midst of human crisis, how creepy is it that you would rather choose to sit in a little room and count — down to the second — the amount of coverage Fox News gave to the tragedy? Even more, how can you be so clueless to question their intent, without admitting how scummy you are for using death to indulge your own bitter compulsion?

If I had the number to a good shrink, I'd give it to you.

And if you disagree with me, you're worse than Danny Glover.

Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 3 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com