Hugh Hefner has an open tab at Trashy Lingerie. Need we say more?
Okay, if you insist.
Trashy Lingerie is a members-only intimates store with Rolodexes filled with Hollywood's biggest names.
Regular undie shoppers include Cameron Diaz, Angelina Jolie, Jim Carrey, Jennifer Aniston, Harrison Ford, Steven Tyler, Janet Jackson, and, of course, corset queen Madonna.
(Carrey, Tyler, and Ford shop for their significant others, not themselves, if you were wondering.)
We spent the day at Trashy Lingerie with spokesperson Bridget Silvestrito, who looks like a Playboy Bunny and, not surprisingly, is friends with many of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends.
“Any female celebrity or 'it' girl in television, film or industry is a private member of our store," Silvestrito told Foxnews.com. "Because Trashy is the place to get sexy, elegant merchandise that you’ll find nowhere else."
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Many of Trashy’s lacy creations are even named after the first celebrity who wore them. Take the “Dolly Corset” worn by Dolly Parton (try filling that one out!) or the “Carmen Collection,” named after Carmen Electra.
Not only that, while we were there, they named a sexy new underwear set the "FOXy" in our honor! (Click our photo gallery to see.)
One way to get around Trashy's members-only policy? Shop their online store.
(Be sure to say you saw it on Foxnews.com when you call.)