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Amanda Bynes doesn’t like pretty boys, or marriage. (Us magazine)

Tom Cruise tells Spencer that eloping was a mistake. (Just Jared)

Amy Winehouse’s mom is happy that Blake’s back in the slammer. (Perez Hilton).

“Sawyer” is going to be a daddy! (People)

Look at Clay Aiken’s new boo! (Star)

Jessica Simpson wants nothing more than to entertain you! (PopSugar)

Jessica Biel (almost) lets it all hang out in a new trailer for her film. (PopEater)

Ellen and Britney to go Christmas caroling on Ellen’s show (Entertainment Tonight)

Victoria Beckham hates the site of her own cleavage (The Daily Mail)

Check out rock music’s biggest sellouts (Getback.com)