LOS ANGELES – Despite her numerous nuptials, Pamela Anderson no longer is a fan of marriage.
Donning a tight, white (certainly not wedding) dress, Anderson hit Hollywood last Thursday for the premiere of the spoof flick "Superhero Movie." The former "Baywatch" babe was all smiles despite the official annulment of her marriage to Rick "Paris Hilton sex tape" Salomon earlier that week.
But after three failed marriages, it seems the 40-year-old pin-up finally has had enough "I Dos."
A fan told Anderson at the star-studded event that he was engaged and planning to tie the knot this summer.
"Really? I’m sorry to hear that," she quickly responded. "I don’t really recommend it."
Anderson wasn’t even fazed by the multitude of men dropping down onto one knee as she walked by — after all, she has seen that quite a few times over the years.
But now that she officially has gotten rid of Hilton’s leftover beau, Pamela is focusing on being a supermom.
"As for being an active parent, I’m as involved as my kids will let me be. I’m safety patrol mom on Mondays, where I help park cars and help the kids get to their classrooms. I’m multiplication mom on Wednesdays — who would have thought I can multiply?" the Malibu-based mom said.
Hmm, but we are starting to wonder what the heck is going on with Pammy’s hair. For someone as stunning and sexy as this starlet, we were somewhat surprised about that (very visible) dark regrowth and that over-processed Britney-like look…
Dave Navarro and Mena Suvari Score in Miami; Madonna/JT Have a Hit
We aren't sure whether former "Jane’s Addiction" guitarist Dave Navarro is in Miami to work it for the Winter Music Festival or to work it for the packs of pretty ladies the conference attracts.
Our spies spotted Carmen Electra's former flame spending his Friday afternoon lounging by the brand new Gansevoort Plunge Rooftop pool with many, many bottles of Belvedere vodka. Oh, and, of course, many, many bikini-clad groupies with whom to share them.
Meanwhile, Mena Suvari was spotted selecting bags of free swag at the Armani Exchange Music Lounge at the Raleigh Hotel Penthouse. Hmmm, this sexy star certainly knows how to make the most of a vacation.
We're told Mena was in town to hang with her man, Simone Sesito, and, of course, to sip and socialize at the numerous parties and events associated with the festival.
"Mena and her boyfriend were just so cute together, holding hands as they picked out different designer goodies," our spy said. "She said they were enjoying the weather and time together." Awww.
The lounge also gave a lucky few (including Solange Knowles) a sneak first listen at the hyped Madonna/Justin Timberlake "4 Minutes" collaboration — the verdict?
"A total thumbs up," a partygoer said. "Everyone went crazy."
Paps + Paris + a Pavement in Prague = Bad News
Paris Hilton usually doesn’t have too many problems posing for pictures; however, the heiress was left red-faced over the weekend as she took a tumble while trying to free herself from the packs of paps in Prague.
We’re told the "Stars Are Blind" singer was rushing to hop on the tour bus of her beau, Benji Madden, when she slipped and fell face-first on the floor. Poor Paris later was snapped sporting a swollen, bruised chin — but somehow we don’t think this will stop the shutterbugs from flashing at her face as she continues her European adventure.
Shanna Moakler Still Thinks She's a Beauty Queen?
Shanna Moakler celebrated her 33rd birthday at Prive in Las Vegas over the weekend, but it seems the former Miss USA-turned-Playmate still thinks she's a reigning beauty queen.
Moakler arrived before midnight in a stunning black sequined "evening gown" with a posse of 40-plus people. We're told she proceeded to down shots of Patron as well as Vodka Red Bulls before taking a quick party break (hey, it's hard work drinking and dancing in high heels) to change into jeans and a black shirt.
Miss Moakler returned just in time to blow out the candles on her Mad Hatter-themed birthday cake, complete with pink roses and, of course, a tiara.
The former titleholder and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant proudly pranced with her plastic crown until the wee, wee hours of the morning. Apparently, Shanna was having such a good time boogying to the beat she "just didn't want to leave."
Speaking of Sin City and sash sisters, 50 state titleholders descended upon The Strip last week, all competing to be the Donald Trump's next Miss USA on April 11.
While the current queen, Rachel Smith, has proven to be an A-plus titleholder (every time we see this gorgeous gal, she's smiling and sipping soda while everyone else is falling apart), we think Trump might be testing the girls for self-control by holding the event in the town of temptation.
Hmmm, would 2006 "Mess USA," Tara Conner, have passed?
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