Bill Maher's Death Wish

So about a week ago we told you about the "Puppy Bowl" — a program that had puppies frolicking on a tiny football field. Since we covered it, four of the dogs have caught a deadly canine virus, and one puppy has died.

Which made me wonder, why couldn't it have been Bill Maher instead?

I say that because while watching Bill's show on Friday, Rush Limbaugh's name came up and Maher said, "Why couldn't he have croaked... instead of Heath Ledger?"

Now, I don't care if you like Rush or hate him. What I always find amusing is that the champions of tolerance — the people who paint the right as hateful, mean-spirited people — actually wish death on those who don't agree with them.

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who happens upon a progressive blog. Beneath every compassionate liberal is a fascist. Comforted by a complicit press and knowing they can't win on the playing field of ideas, advocating death is the viable option.

The only upside to Maher's comment? For once, Maher's audience didn't clap like the mindless lemmings they usually appear to be. So maybe they're not as dumb as I think. Oh, who am I kidding — of course they are! And for that, they should die!

And if you disagree with me, then you sir are worse than Hitler.

Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com