A stunning young model is fronting one of the world's largest fashion shows. She goes by Maddison Gabriel — a stupid name, but so what? She has blonde hair and blue eyes and she's smokin' hot… for a 12 year old.
See, I love this story because it creeps the hell out of me.
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Despite her age, she's made to look hot. Maybe she's a little fat to be a model but heck, it's baby fat. Bbut it begs the question: If she is made to look hot, is it your fault if you say a 12 year old is hot? I don't know — I only date 17 year olds.
Now get this: Did you know that six out of 10 Brits would rather die than exercise? It's from a study! And I agree: You're put on this planet to have fun, not to jog on a treadmill staring into space… or worse, MSNBC.
People say exercise prevents death, but so does inactivity. You don't get hit by a car sitting on a couch watching midget porn. I know that for a fact.
And finally, what's a day without O.J.? My favorite murderer is back and I'm ecstatic. I'm tired of all these would-be O.J.s like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan clogging up the news hole. They haven't killed anyone, so go to the end of the line you fakes!
I want my O.J. — my beautiful, beautiful O.J. Oh... it's like you've been gone so long. Welcome back! Just wipe the blood off your feet before coming in.
And that's my gut feeling.
Greg Gutfeld hosts "Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld" weekdays at 2 a.m. ET. Send your comments to: redeye@foxnews.com
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