According to The New York Post, one member of the Hollywood elite who backs a Republican is Kelsey Grammer, who's giving money to Giuliani. The rest — from Ben Stiller and Tobey Maguire to Spielberg and Streisand — are vomiting their wealth on the Dems.
Why do all Hollywood celebs act like sheep? I think it's the thirst for fame, which is based on an insatiable need for approval. It's what draws people to Hollywood and it's this same craving that drives people to become libs.
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When one becomes one, he advocates tolerance, equality and peace — but hilariously, only for purely selfish reasons. It's the human equivalent of a puppy's face: An evolutionary tool designed to enhance survival, reproductive value and status. Also, like puppies, many libs go number one on the floor when they're nervous.
In short, liberalism is based on looking cool in order to get approval. Preaching tolerance sounds more hip than saying, "Please lower my taxes," which personally gets me hot, but did nothing for my eHarmony profile.
This is why the only true rebellion left is rejecting the trademark forms of romantic rebellion like activism, nipple rings or tribal tattoos.
The anti-rebel is far more subversive because every day he says things that aren't considered cool by the media elite.
This is why Dick Cheney is closer to the Hell's Angels than Hunter S. Thompson ever could be. And, why Jon Stewart is about as daring as a diaper filled with Nilla Wafers — which, by the way, is not very daring, or comfortable, for that matter.
And that's my gut feeling.
Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of FOX News Channel's (FNC) The Greg Gutfeld Show (Saturdays 10-11PM/ET) and co-host of The Five (weekdays 9-10PM/ET). He joined the network in 2007 as a contributor. Click here for more information on Greg Gutfeld.