Ari Fleischer, Sean Penn and Ashton Kutcher

Ari Fleischer's favorite television shows, Sean Penn's movie idea and Ashton Kutcher's romantic life.

Fleischer watches a lot of television -- mostly news, and occasionally ESPN. But what about the other White House? In a New York Times interview, the press secretary says he never watches the NBC drama The West Wing.

"Believe me, the last thing I want to do when I get home at 9:00 o'clock on a Wednesday night is watch the place I just left, " Fleischer said. And if the show more accurately reflected the Bush White House he said he would have wanted to be portrayed by Telly Savalas.

First that 4,000 word open letter in The New York Times and now this? Sean Penn wants to reunite with Madonna on a film project. And if the New York Post is right, it's called "Madonna and Child," and is a romonatic adventure about a middle-aged star who dreams of recapturing her success. Oh yeah, Madonna will jump at that. Doesn't Penn remember the last movie they made together called Shanghai Surprise,  asks the Post?

Finally, Ashton Kutcher is really dating Demi Moore? Why do I think this is either to win a bet or for some colossal episode of Punk'd?