Intern Protection Act?
The House of Representatives, after considerable thought, debate and deliberation, has concluded that members of Congress ought not to seduce interns. At least that's the gist of a proposed resolution.
The New York Post reports that there's a "Clinton Clause," however. Politicians would have to refrain from courting only interns under their employ. The rest would be fair game. Adding moral legitimacy to the chastity proposal is the publicly announced support of Representative Gary Condit.