Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Jackson, Jay Leno and Kelly Osbourne

Rosie O'Donnell, Michael Jackson, Jay Leno and Osbourne in the land of Oz we call The Foxlight.

Rosie O'Donnell seems to be enjoying life after her talk show. And part of that means shedding her nice image to show us the real fangs. Her latest victim is Michael Jackson. During a recent standup shows she said, "I don't speak to pedophiles." She described Jackson as "a freak" and not in a nice way. "He's cream colored and has no nasal passages whatsoever." She asked: "Did he look into the mirror one day and say, 'Perfect?"'

Jay Leno wants us to think his ego is smaller than his chin. He claims he doesn't want to be a show off — that's why his nightly chat-em-up is called The Tonight Show With Jay Leno instead of The Tonight Show "Starring" Jay Leno. When Johnny ran the ship it was starring Johnny Carson. Glad we cleared that up?

Finally, Kelly Osbourne won't have to rely on an allowance anymore. She's just signed on as a spokeswoman for Candie's fashions. It's Osbourne's first endorsement contract. A fashion contract? Is the way she looks now going to be the "before" in a "Before and After" campaign?