The MTV Movie Awards, Once and Again and The Osbournes

NEW YORK – The MTV Movie Awards, Once and Again and The Osbournes in the Foxlight.

Did Jason Biggs and Seann William Scott have the best on-screen kiss last year in American Pie 2? Eeeeeh.

That burning question can only mean it's almost time for the "MTV Movie Awards." They're up against Renee Zellweger and Colin Firth in Bridget Jones's Diary, Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor in Moulin Rouge and Heath Ledger and Shannyn Sossamon in A Knight's Tale. What about Cruise and Cruz in Vanilla Sky? That was the best acting.

Billy Campbell says ABC can't even cancel Once and Again with dignity. Sela Ward told him that the network won't destroy the sets or release the actors. And he's not pleased with the way the ABC kept shifting its time slot.

McCuddy: The last episode aired. Did anyone have any idea when it was on?

Campbell: (Laughs) No!

McCuddy: It was the most aptly named show on television.

Campbell: Right, once and again, now and again, whenever we please.

Finally, just how big are The Osbournes? The 'wizard of odd' and his family are licensing themselves for collectibles like Jack and Kelly action figures and an Ozzy pooper-scooper. A soundtrack is also in the works, with Jack Osbourne as the executive producer. And Kelly Osbourne will make her recording debut with a version of "Papa Don't Preach." How about an Ozzy action figure where you pull the string and all it does is bleep?