Relationships are complicated. We all know that, right, folks?

Well, today's keen insight on the dynamics of the male-female relationship come courtesy of British literary giant William Golding.

They were shared on Twitter by Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s fiancée Amy Reimann, and we have to say that the words have a definite ring of truth to them. And if nothing else, they're good for a laugh.

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