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Draymond Green has had himself a week ...

From posting a full-frontal nude screenshot a.k.a. "getting hacked", to turning Kevin Durant into a villain, to portraying Carmelo Anthony as the grumpy "GET OFF MY LAWN!" grandpa of the U.S. Olympic basketball team ... now, Green has taken it upon himself to analyze all of his teammates' haircuts and document his findings on Snapchat.

And what does he think of his own?

At this point, someone needs to go all Eminem vs. Papa Doc at the end of 8 Mile on Draymond -- he's surely asking for it...