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Spring college football is generally tasteless. And not tastless as in "lacking in asthetic judgement," though that kind of fits too; I mean, genuinely flavorless. So Arizona football head coach Rich Rodriguez's idea to spice things up with Fan Challenges at spring training was a welcome change.

There were kids taking chip shots from extra point range, season ticketholders running fade routes; but most importantly, there was this guy in a cut-off muscle tee with traps the size of average adult thighs, ripping through linemen like tissue paper (skip to the 1:25 mark).

Maybe this overwhelmed lineman was just being polite and didn't want to ruin an event meant to re-invigorate a fan base after a meh 7-6 season. That's possible.

It's also possible that he couldn't have stopped Cut-Off Muscle Tee Man even if he'd wanted to.

(Thanks to SB Nation for sharing.)