Bill is not kidding. He has been beaten unconscious with a brick.
"Do you have a comment on the show? Like, 'Why is Bill here?'"
"If there was no such thing as digital cameras, he would just be in the park flashing his junk."
“Nothing ruins a sexting dialog like autocorrect. Like, ‘Oh I want you to touch my pension.’”
During the break I asked the Ambassador what he was doing. He said, 'cold chillin'.
I’m dressed exactly like you except I got mine in the men’s section.
I've got the urge, the urge to purge.