Bill is not kidding. He has been beaten unconscious with a brick.

Greg Gutfeld

"Do you have a comment on the show? Like, 'Why is Bill here?'"

Greg Gutfeld

"If there was no such thing as digital cameras, he would just be in the park flashing his junk."

Greg Gutfeld

“Nothing ruins a sexting dialog like autocorrect. Like, ‘Oh I want you to touch my pension.’”

Jamie Lissow

During the break I asked the Ambassador what he was doing. He said, 'cold chillin'.

Bill Schulz

I’m dressed exactly like you except I got mine in the men’s section.

Jesse Joyce

I've got the urge, the urge to purge.

Bill Schulz


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