• With: Jesse Watters

    WATTERS: Much better. Do you like guys or girls.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: I like girls.

    WATTERS: Definitely?

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: I'm completely straight. Yes. Yes. I like girls. Completely. Completely.

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    PIERCE BROSNAN, ACTOR: I think we understand each other?

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    WATTERS: Give me a wink.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 1: I don't know if I can wink.

    WATTERS: Looks like you have something in your eye. It's more just - - it's more like there's a subtle little --

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 1: I'll practice at home.

    WATTERS: Lick your lips. No, that looks like you have food in your teeth.

    Do you ever do the Thighmaster?

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    SUZANNE SOMERS, ACTRESS: So, it's easy to squeeze, squeeze your way to shapely hips and thighs.

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    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 7: No.

    WATTERS: Go get out there, come on.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 1: All right.

    WATTERS: Get out there and be sexy.

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    UNIDENTIFIED ACTORS: Yes, drill sergeant!

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    WATTERS: Do you ever watch THE O'REILLY FACTOR.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: Sometimes, I just wish he would tone it down a little bit.

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    O'REILLY: It's not all about me.

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 8: He's really witty. He's on-the-spot.

    WATTERS: What's your favorite part of the show.

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: "Watters' Report."

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    WATTERS: "Watters' World."

    UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: "Watters' World?"

    UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 7: C, o, u, g, a, r, s. Cougars, fight!

    WATTERS: Now, that's what we're talking about.

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    O'REILLY: Now, was anybody upset. First of all, it looked like they didn't know, all right.

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    WATTERS: No, this was news to them. I don't know if it should have been. I mean, listen, I was trying to give them the pep talk, OK.