O'REILLY: This is so unreasonable you are so unreasonable.
SILVERMAN: No, it's not unreasonable.
O'REILLY: It's frightening.
SILVERMAN: I'm not unreasonable at all.
SILVERMAN: I'm saying the government has to be fair. The government has to not take sides. Everybody is equal. Everybody has the same rights.
O'REILLY: It's a federal holiday. Why don't you get your -- off your butt and get it revoked? See how far you go?
SILVERMAN: I won't get enough votes (ph).
O'REILLY: Of course you don't. Your view is insane.
SILVERMAN: No, it's not.
O'REILLY: Can you celebrate Christmas without being a Christian.
SILVERMAN: Actually you can celebrate Christmas without being a Christian by force because you can't go to work, you can't get your mail, you can't go to the bank.
O'REILLY: You can't go to work.
SILVERMAN: No, you can't.
O'REILLY: Yes you can.
SILVERMAN: Oh really? Are you going to be working on Christmas?
O'REILLY: I don't work on Christmas.
SILVERMAN: 99 percent of the country doesn't either it's a federal holiday.
O'REILLY: You and your merry band of fascists.
O'REILLY: You get it revoked.
SILVERMAN: You called me a Fascist.
SILVERMAN: I am a patriot, sir.
O'REILLY: You are a fascist.
SILVERMAN: I am a patriot taking the craziest notion that everybody in this country is equal and the government has to treat everybody equally fairly. That's Fascism?
O'REILLY: Banish Christmas trees.
SILVERMAN: Did I not say banish Christmas trees.
O'REILLY: From the public square. That's what you do and that's what you want.
SILVERMAN: That's not what I do. Stop telling me what I do. We demand equality from the government and it's our constitutional right and you should be demanding it along with me.
O'REILLY: Your equality is assured. Nobody infringing on your equality.
SILVERMAN: Really? We'll all be taking Darwin day off next year.
SILVERMAN: By force. It's a national holiday now.
O'REILLY: Take Winter Solstice off and knock yourself out nobody is going to stop you.
SILVERMAN: Right. You won't. But I also have to take off Christmas because it's a mandated federal holiday. Just like the Fourth of July.
O'REILLY: You run this organization, right? You run this atheist organization.
SILVERMAN: I run American Atheists.
O'REILLY: Keep it open.
SILVERMAN: No, we do. It will be open on Christmas day.