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Just like people, every state in the union has areas at which it excels, and some in which it's just awfully, horribly, dead-last.(Put down that porn, Utah, we're talking to you.)

To help us all keep track, Jeff Wysaski of the humor site Pleated-Jeans.com created this completely unscientific graphic—a state by state tally of the lowest of the low—using everything from government health statistics to, um, Daily Beast polls.

For his sources, look here. But don't look at my wallet too closely, Florida. I know what you're up to.

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