Introducing the ideal holiday gift for a person who loves both pizza and perfectly even, laser-guided slices—meet the Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter.
The futuristic device is placed atop a regular pizza slicer and shoots a laser beam onto your pizza, helping you cut in a straight line.
“With a steady hand and a good eye you can have straight cuts every time,” reads the gadget’s listing in the online retailer ThinkGeek. “That means there's less time wasted arguing about whose slice is bigger and more time to enjoy the deliciousness.”
The tactical laser also comes equipped with a flashlight in case you are cutting a pizza in the dark, which probably isn’t the best idea – but we’ve all been there.
The Tactical Laser-Guided Pizza Cutter retails for $30 and is available at ThinkGeek.