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Here's what everybody's talking about at the water cooler:

Sports Illustrated model Chrissy Teigen posed for a photoshoot in September's Glamour magazine (Below), where she couldn't be wearing less of a shirt if she was trying. Well, she could try, but she wouldn't be successful, because anything less isn't technically a shirt anymore.

If you love sci-fi and adventure, get ready to get hooked on STARZ's new show show "Outlander." Before catching the debut episode this Saturday night (or right here, online), check out the video above to learn more about the show from series stars Sam Heughan, Caitriona Balfe and Tobias Menzies.

In recent documents from his court deposition, Kanye West reportedly complained about the possibility of camera-mounted paparazzi drones accidentally falling into his pool and electrocuting his daughter. But in the paparazzi's defense, man, that would make a great photo.

On Wednesday, Kendall Jenner and BFF Hailey Baldwin (daughter of Stephen) shared a photo of themselves posing in bikinis atop an elephant statue (below). Not that shocking, sure, but at the very least, this photo has alerted us to the existence of yet another Baldwin, and one who will surely give Ireland and Hilaria a run for their money once she gets a better PR person.

Nicole Kidman told the Los Angeles Times that she constantly switches up her workout routines so as not to get bored. We do the exact same thing, except instead of "workout routines," we like to switch up out "breakfast plates at Denny's." But otherwise, it's the exact same thing.

Beyonce was announced as the recipient of this year's Video Vanguard Award at the 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, where she'll also be performing, probably in that fishnet ski mask she's become so fond of lately (below).

Miley Cyrus wore a pair of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" underpants given to her by a fan, and even modeled them on Instagram, because Miley evidently has no qualms about wearing a strange article of clothing that, in all likelihood, was tampered with before finding its way to her loins.

Charlize Theron allegedly tried to get "Tia and Tamara" star Tia Mowry banned from SoulCycle after Mowry called Theron rude in an In Touch Weekly interview. SoulCycle has reportedly refuse to honor Theron's demands, which is good, because nobody deserves to cycle in a place with a noticeable lack of soul.

Angela Bassett, 55, posed in lingerie for the online edition of Violet Grey magazine, and easily proved that once Stella got her groove back, she maintained it, kept it in great shape, and never lost it again.

During a concert in Indiana at which photography was prohibited, Peter Frampton took a cameraphone away from an annoying fan mid-performance and threw it into the rafters of the stage. Frampton certainly came alive that night, didn't he?

Katy Perry told Rolling Stone that she gets fashion inspiration from transvestites she follows on social media. But from the looks of her recent Instagram uploads, we have a feeling she's also taking style tips from Gianni's Pizzeria & Sub on 33rd and 8th:

Sofia Vergara was spotted filming a scene for "Modern Family" sporting disheveled hair and a frumpy sweatsuit. The show will likely play this up to comedic effect — because Vergara is usually a perfectly put-together babe — but if we're being honest, she still looks better anybody who goes grocery shopping on a random Tuesday morning.

Wait, scratch that. "Twilight" actress Ashley Greene was spotted grocery shopping on Tuesday in a skin-tight cocktail dress and heels, as well as perfect make-up and hair. Our mistake!

Kate Upton told Details magazine why she hasn't posed nude yet, basically saying that it's because she thinks the human body is art, and nude photos wouldn't be respected as art in this day and age. But she apparently has no problem with shooting photos for GQ where she's seductively eating a popsicle. She's okay with that.

And finally, a Parisian man won this year's Most Imaginative Bartender Competition with a cocktail that supposedly tastes like money. "Yum!" said anybody who's never smelled their hands after handling pennies or dollar bills.