'Game of Thrones' Actress Goes Topless and Bar Rafaeli's Sexy Commercial is Banned

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"Game of Thrones" actress Natalie Dormer must be aware that there are still several dozen hours before we get enjoy the gratuitous nudity of the show's fourth season, so she went ahead and posed topless for GQ. That Margaery Tyrell, always thinking of others.

"Pirates of the Caribbean" actor Orlando Bloom was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on Wednesday, an accomplishment which still doesn't come close to eclipsing his bisexual ex's interview about her amorous airplane antics.

At age 80, Williard Scott of ABC's "Today" show finally married his longtime girlfriend. This message was not brought to you by Smuckers.

A commercial for the clothing brand Hoodies was banned by the Israeli government for implying that Israeli supermodel Bar Rafaeli is having sex with a beloved Israeli Muppet-like puppet. Presumably because they're jealous of the puppet.

Sheryl Crow and Brad Paisley will be performing at this year's ACM Awards, along with Tim McGraw, Rascal Flatts and former Hootie & The Blowfish "Hootie," Darius Rucker.

After revealing his list of famous former sex partners, Nick Cannon was told by his wife Mariah Carey to keep his "whore-ish past" to himself during interviews.

Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson was denied a flight from London to Los Angeles on Sunday, likely because of she recently confessed to using cocaine in the past. But if everybody with snowy pasts was banned from flying into L.A., we would never have had "The Tonight Show."

James Franco allegedly tried to use Instagram to hook up with a girl, who doesn't quite sound like she was of age.

Speaking of "The Tonight Show," former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin made an appearance on Wednesday night's episode, appearing in a skit where she and "Vladimir Putin" (Fallon) perform a duet of Pharrell's "Happy."

The long frilly gown that Prince George wore during his Christening is going on display this summer at Buckingham Palace. So be sure to check that out if you're into long frilly gowns that may/may not have been soiled by a future monarch.

Perhaps still distraught over getting the boot from "Dancing With the Stars," Brooke Burke-Charvet crashed her Maserati into an embankment on Wednesday morning. Don't worry, she's fine.

Miley Cyrus sang Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" at a concert in honor of her late dog Floyd, because she's not going to let us forget about this pooch anytime soon.

Rob Kardashian, who exists, tweeted a scary, cryptic message about how "no one will ever understand how much it hurts." Maybe he's talking about .

In what is most certainly not a late April Fool's joke — Dunkin' Donuts is teaming up with Baskin Robbins to bring us cookie dough-flavored coffee this spring. (Ah, springtime! When a young man's fancy turns to sugary sludge!)

And finally, Kim Kardashian's step-brother Brandon Jenner spoofed her odd, hair-flipping Instagram video with an odd, hair-flipping Instagram video of his own.