Here's what all today's hubbub is about:
While speaking at a dinner event in London, Pippa Middleton told the crowd that her royal wedding gown "may have fit a little too well," and admitted that the attention surrounding her figure "has its upside, its downside and – you may say – its backside." Way to be modest there, Pippa.
Fans (not to mention Brad Paisley) got a surprise at a Nashville concert when Carrie Underwood showed up.
Speaking of backsides, Michelle Rodriguez shared a completely nude Instagram photo of herself on Tuesday, probably during a Thailand vacation she took with model Cara Delevingne.
George Clooney might be dating Amal Alamuddin, the lawyer who represents WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange .
Robin Thicke apparently flew to Canada to try and talk Paula Patton out of filing for divorce, reports TMZ.
For anybody who's sick of Kim Kardashian, here's a completely different Kardashian posing shirtless in short-shorts in the April issue of Cosmopolitan. (It's Khloe, by the way.)
Motley Crue drummer (and, to a lesser extent, Methods of Mayhem rapper) Tommy Lee is engaged to his longtime girlfriend Sofia Toufa.
By the looks of this trailer for the new "Godzilla" film, Bryan Cranston and Aaron Taylor-Johnson stand no chance against the titular reptillian monster. They'll probably still come out of this better than Matthew Broderick, though.
Former "Office" star Jenna Fischer is pregnant with her second child. Let' s hope she and husband Lee Kirk don't give it some dumb, regrettable name.
A new Change.org petition is demanding that Katy Perry's "Dark Horse" video be removed from YouTube because it features a man wearing a pendant inscribed with the word Allah. (It's at about 1:15, in case you're interested)
She and John Mayer probably broke up within the past few days, too. Now, she's just another notch on his guitar neck.
Paul Rudd lip-synched along to Tina Turner's "Better Be Good to Me" on Tuesday night's episode of "The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon."
Alt also doesn't understand what all the "hullabaloo" is about Kate Upton. "I think what it is is that in this moment there's just so much social media and that's why she's had more word of mouth than anybody," she told the Huffington Post.
Many of John Lennon's manuscripts — including doodles, stories and poems — will go up for auction at Sotheby's this June, so if you happen to have a few extra million bucks hanging around, this might be a nice way to invest that cash.
Remember when Justin Timberlake flipped off all of his fans at a Philadelphia concert last fall? No? Here, maybe this will refresh your memory.
Beyonce does her best impression of a stripper (at least a high class stripper, like at those places that serve sushi) in the "clean" version of her new video for "Partition." (Maybe make sure your boss isn't behind you when you click this one.)
And finally, Ben & Jerry's has introduced a new line of "Cores" ice cream flavors featuring a column of caramel, fudge, or raspberry jam running down the center of the pint.