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Here's what's happening today:

The Grammys aired on Sunday night. Highlights include a sexy performance by Beyonce, a rousing performance by Taylor Swift's hair, and a mass wedding officiated by Queen Latifah.

Trent Reznor shared a strongly worded tweet with the Grammys after his Nine Inch Nails performance with Queens of the Stone Age and Lindsey Buckingham got cut short at the end of the broadcast.

Speaking of the Grammys, Miranda Lambert's ever-shrinking form posed in a daringly low-cut dress on the red carpet.

And where was Miley during the ceremony? Why, playing "Guitar Hero," of course! (Or at least pretending to play guitar hero for the sake of an Instagram photo.)

Jennifer Lawrence might be getting somewhere in the realm of $15–$20 million to act as the face of Dior for the next three years.

And she's also pretty naked (and blue) on the cover of this month's Empire magazine as part of a promotion for "X-Men: Days of Future Past."

Jonah Hill got some help from his "Wolf of Wall Street" co-star Leonardo DiCaprio during his "SNL" monologue this weekend. At the end, they recreated the (second?) most famous scene from "Titanic."

And get ready for this shocking news from Hugh Hefner! Apparently, the Playboy mogul would like Margot Robbie from "Wolf of Wall Street" to pose nude for his magazine! Can you believe it?!? Who would've thought that he'd be interested in seeing an attractive blonde woman naked?

Dawson James Van Der Beek and his wife welcomed a baby girl on Saturday. (It's their third little Van Der Beek so far.)

Kristen Stewart claims she wants to shave and tattoo her head before she dies. Come to think of it, we'd kinda like to see that too, actually.

CBS Miami obtained some surveillance footage from Justin Bieber's arrest last week. We can't really tell what's going on, but they say you can see his yellow Lambo speeding down the street.

Justin Bieber might have had an intervention in Panama. His mother, his childhood friend, his manager, and his Usher Usher reportedly flew down there to meet with him.

Courtney Love was found innocent in the first ever Twitter libel trail.

Cate Blanchett claims she was drunk during her Golden Globes speech a few weeks ago. But honestly, it wouldn't surprise us if nobody in that room was sober.

Eric Lawson, who portrayed The Marlboro Man in a series of commercials in the 1970s, passed away from lung disease earlier this month.

And finally, it's time to stock up on toilet paper, because Taco Bell is reportedly testing out a new menu item called the Quesarito. It's a burrito wrapped in a quesadilla, basically.