Surprise! Kimye is Planning a Televised Wedding

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Here's what you need to know about today:

Carmen Electra got leggy (and sideboob-y) in a backless dress at the Latin Grammys.

Jennifer Lawrence finally got fed up with the photographers at the New York "Hunger Games" premiere and yelled right back at them.

21-year-old Sosie Bacon, the daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick, was chosen to act as Miss Golden Globe at this year's ceremony.

Katie Perry debuted a video for her song "Unconditionally," which she says "doesn't have a narrative." But from what we can tell, it's a story about a woman with a bunch of pretty dresses who eventually acquires more pretty dresses and an owl.

Aaron Carter filed for bankruptcy. Check him out in happier times,

Wanna see Lamar Odom shirtless, slurring his way through a rap verse about drugs, money, and (maybe) cheating on Khloe? Because here's that.

Hospitals are seeing a spike in the number of kids being admitted for red stools, but it turns out they were just eating too many Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

Rodney Dangerfield's widow says she keeps a bottle of his sweat in her refrigerator. You know, for emergencies, probably.

Kim Kardashian vented on Twitter about Life & Style's latest claims that she got surgery to lose her baby weight.

Speaking of Kimye, the power couple might film their wedding for television. And here we were certain they'd opt for a small, private affair.

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Petra Nemcova says her one vice is dark chocolate. Maybe she's trying to one-up Cara Develingne's

Leonardo DiCaprio donated $3 million to the WWF (World Wildlife Fund) to protect Nepalese tigers. Sadly, he's yet to donate any money to the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment).

Cressida Bonas' brother says she's going to have a hard time adapting to the life of a princess should Harry make an honest woman out of her.

Dina Lohan was sentenced to community service for her drunken driving arrest back in September.

Hugh Jackman is urging fans to use sunscreen and check any suspicious moles after his recent close call with basal cell carcinoma.

LeAnn Rimes went shopping for baby clothes. For whose baby, we don't know, but we wouldn't be surprised if she continues to shrink down and just wear the clothes herself.

The Sam Adams Brewery has teamed with Ted's Cigars to debt beer-seasoned cigars, for those of us who are too busy to sip a beer and smoke at the same time.

And finally, we present Burt Reynolds in eclair form. You're welcome.