Revealed! Jen Aniston pregnant with triplets, wears 'Rachel' wig in new bottled water spots

Everything you've read in the tabloids about Jen Aniston is true. She is pregnant, she wears a "Rachel" wig, she can't drive, and she is the mother of Jimmy Kimmel and an alien baby.

Actually, we had never heard the last three rumors, but no matter, they are all included in a series of spoof commercials for Smart Water based on leaked "security tapes" starring said actress.

In addition to Kimmel, 'American Idol' emcee Ryan Seacrest also makes an appearance.

Some of it is kind of funny, if you have a few minutes of your life that you don't want back.