“Hello, my name is LeAnn Rimes, and I’m a bikiniholic.”
If there were a 12-step program for constantly sporting the tiny two-pieces, that’s what the country crooner would be confessing.
Evidence of the “How Do I Live” singer’s addiction to bikinis has been steadily mounting. On the heels of her vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where Rimes was snapped lounging poolside in an itty-bitty brown bikini on Dec. 18, come even more photos of the songbird frolicking on the beaches of Hawaii in a revealing salmon-colored bikini on Jan. 4.
It’s gotten to the point where it’s hard to remember what Rimes looks like when she’s actually wearing clothes.
In the interest of helping Rimes acknowledge her dependence on the demon two-piece, FOX411.com has chronicled the many, many examples of the songbird’s favorite triangular-shaped vice.
The balmy beaches of Mexico are a favorite place for Rimes to score. Last summer on May 19, Rimes made a splash in a sparkly nude string bikini while on her honeymoon with Eddie Cibrian at the Esperanza resort in Cabo San Lucas.
Closer to home in Malibu, CA, Rimes got her fix in a bright red number during the 4th of July weekend. To silence critics of her slight frame, she tweeted a bikini-clad photo of herself with the note, “CURVES....They are there LOL.”
Returning to Mexico to celebrate the holidays in December, Rimes wore a succession of barely-there bikinis, including a sparkly lavender number while cruising on a yacht on Dec. 19, followed the next day with a bright, white string bikini.
The first step in recovery is admitting that you have a problem. If Rimes can’t find a local chapter of Bikinis Anonymous, may we gently suggest that she try venturing out in a good ol’ pair of jeans and tee-shirt.
Or, at least try a one-piece.