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We have to hand it to 13-year-old Rebecca Black -- her song "Friday" probably contains the worst lyrics of all time. That's not an easy feat to pull off.

Our favorite part of the much-maligned song:

"Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday

Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin')

We-we-we so excited

Tomorrow is Saturday

And Sunday comes after...wards"

Talk about stating the obvious! And we're not even getting into the questionable grammar.

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Conan O'Brien captured the ridiculousness in this hilarious parody (watch it: you'll have tears streaming down your face).

But love her or hate her, Black's video for "Friday" currently has more than 47 million views on YouTube, and she tells Us Weekly she's ready to sell out Madison Square Garden like her idol, Justin Bieber.

Speaking of Bieber, is "Baby" an even dumber song than "Friday"? Click through our slideshow and let us know: Who is the most annoying teen sensation of all time?