Talk about a bait and switch.
Bombshell redhead Russian spy Anna Chapman is enticing viewers to turn into her new Russian television show by promising to reveal "all secrets."
Nuclear secrets? Embarrassing diplomatic cables? President Obama's lucky number?
The secrets will not be about her undercover work in the United States -- they are about the ... wait for it ... mysteries of the world!
The director of documentary programs at private REN-TV says Friday night's debut of the program hosted by Chapman will focus on stigmata and other skin marks.
There are no plans for a show on the secrets of espionage, Mikhail Tukmachyov said in an interview published Friday in the newspaper Komsomolskaya Pravda.
The 28-year-old Chapman was one of 10 Russian agents exposed in the U.S. and deported last summer in the biggest spy swap since the Cold War. She has not publicly discussed her role as a spy.
She has, however, been cashing in on her 15 minutes of fame. Big time.
The Associated Press contributed to this report.