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In a move that will surprise no one, Bruce Jenner announced he isn't going to keep up with the Kardashians anymore.

He also seems to be channeling Kim Kardashian these days. And we're not talking about his less prominent Adam's apple.

Kim Kardashian plans to launch baby clothing line. And it's affordable. No, really.

Taylor Swift continues to show off her new haircut.

As does Jennifer Aniston who ditched her extensions.

Vivenne Westwood designed a wedding dress for Miss Piggy to wear in the next Muppets film.

And speaking of wedding dresses, Johnny Depp intended Amber Heard would rather shoot a gun than wear a wedding dress? She also plans to wear a "condom dress" in her new movie.

Sorry Cressida, Prince Harry isn’t exactly Prince Charming after all. Ugh.

No wonder she’s in tip top shape. Pippa Middleton describes herself as “military fitness obsessive.”

Veep Joe Biden's taking to late-night television. We never thought he was that funny, but who knows?

In what may be the oddest celebrity baby name ever, Soleil Moon Frye has named her son Lyric Sonny Roads Goldberg. Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

On Wednesday morning, Derek Jeter announced his retirement from baseball, but not from dating every actress or singer within arm's reach.

A private equity firm named Najafi Companies has invested at least $75 million dollars in Paula Deen's comeback, presumably because she's the only living human who can make a cake out of mayonnaise. But who are we to judge a skill that's apparantly worth millions?

Pioneering comedian Sid Caesar died on Wednesday at his home in Los Angeles. He was 91.

Rapper Lil' Kim is pregnant, meaning that she might eventually birth an even lil'er Kim.

"Dallas Buyers Club" actor Jared Leto tried - and failed - to pick up a few models during New York's Fashion Week.

Lady Gaga working on project with the Real Housewives. Be scared. Be very scared.

Madonna is launching a skincare line after all. But you'll need to fly to Japan to get it. She's also sick of her own music, much like the rest of us.

Shia LaBoeuf's antics are being mocked. Surprise, surprise.

Jane Seymour shares her secret to aging gracefully.

Sarah Silverman is dating who?!

How is Eva Mendes going to spend Valentine’s Day? By watching her boyfriend romance his ex on TV.