By Frank Miles
Published January 10, 2019
Kids today know plenty, whether it's how to become a social media star on YouTube or how to navigate Snapchat. (It's a snap.) And at every step, their cellphones are close at hand, part extra appendage, part security blanket.
But cellphones are one thing.
And rotary dial models, quite another.
Two adorably clueless 17-year-olds, Jake and Kyle Bumstead of Illinois, got four minutes to dial a number on a rotary phone. It was their first time using such a relic from a bygone age.
Imagine asking an English speaker to parse some Egyptian hieroglyphs.
In this case, it took the pair more than a minute simply to recognize that Step 1 involved lifting the receiver.
“What’s with all the holes?” Kyle, on the right in the video, wearing the baseball hat asked, before finally realizing you have to stick your finger in a numbered hole and spin the rotary mechanism to dial a specific number.
Talk about the speed of progress.
EDITOR'S NOTE: A previous version of this report included an incorrect name and home state.