So the Mideast peace conference opened in Maryland and I totally missed it because I was getting my back waxed. But everyone else went and get this: They're talking peace.
I love peace because as long as you talk about peace, you can behead, imprison and blow up all the people you want because, you want peace.
So, is it odd that at the same time we're talking peace, the Saudis have released 1,500 terrorists? All it took was a pledge that they'll be nice. The Saudis are confident these bad guys have seen the light, thanks to counseling.
Counseling? We know how well that works. I've done it for three years and I still look at panda porn.
So, do you trust the Saudis opinion? Remember, these are the same folks who punish rape victims for being raped and behead people at the same rate that I bathe — which is weekly.
Look, I am all for reforming terrorists. But my definition of reform involves me in a shorty robe holding an electric prod. And until we convince the Saudis that my version of reform is better than theirs, I'll pass on the peace. And stick to Craig's List.
And that's my gut feeling!