Sean Combs, the Beverly Hillbillies, Triumph the Insult Dog, Eminem and The Sopranos

How tough was the dress code at Sean "Puffy" Combs' recent MTV party? Ask actor Ethan Hawke. Apparently his soul patch was a little too scruffy for Sean John. The invite said dress to impress and Hawke didn't. He was turned away. Ouch.

Why do we need a reality based Beverly Hillbillies about 'yokel meets millions' when we already have The Anna Nicole Show?

And when is Triumph the Insult Dog going to get his own reality show? Maybe in a dog pound? And a different family adopts him each week. He is one of the most consistently funny elements on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Let this dog out.

Isn't it time Eminem realized the tough-guy dissing he enjoys giving Moby is getting a little old? Moby's fans buy movie tickets too, Marshall. And you have a new movie coming out, remember?

Finally, hurry up Sopranos! I hear the first episode is a killer.