Pop Tarts: Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Aren’t Bogus

She may not be a natural-born blonde, but “Blonde Ambition” babe Jessica Simpson swears her bountiful bust isn't bogus.

"Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted," Simpson told her fashion designer friend Michael Kors for the August edition of Harper’s Bazaar. "But you know, my boobs are real."

And when it comes to style, the senior Simpson sister seems to be steering from pop princess to country crooner.

"I've been wanting to do a country record because it's just my roots; it's my soul,” she said. “I aspire to be like Patsy Cline."

Britney's Brand-New Boy Buddy: Her Bodyguard?

Britney Spears has been spotted soaring through the Hollywood Hills with a new mystery man of late, and finally we can put a name to face.

According to X17 online, the pop princess is romantically rumbling with her new protection professional and production assistant Daimon Shippen.

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Shippen has already assumed the role of stepdaddy, as he’s been busted in the prayer position with Brit and her boys at the Bel Air Presbyterian Church as well as numerous shopping trips, a candlelit dinner at the Four Seasons and a trip to the musical "Wicked." (Well, half of it anyway. The pair reportedly left midway through the first act.)

Has Fed-Ex Found New Love?

Britney's soon-to-be ex hubby Kevin Federline also may be moving on.

The National Enquirer reports that the rapper is rumored to be romancing L.A. radio personality Liz Hernandez.

According to a Federline friend, the former Britney backup dancer is “thrilled with Liz” and “he’s serious about her.”

The new Federline friend is reportedly happy to play a step mom role and thinks Brit’s baby boys are beautiful.

How Did Michael Douglas Seduce Catherine Zeta-Jones?

When it comes to older guys getting girlfriends who are young and beautiful, it seems the secret recipe involves being flirty and forward. Well, at least that worked for Hollywood veteran Michael Douglas when snagging Catherine Zeta-Jones.

Zeta-Jones revealed to Parade magazine that the “Fatal Attraction” star came straight out with: “I want to father your children” when the two met nine years ago.

“Months later, we were dating, and I was already in love with him,” Zeta-Jones said.

But there was just one little thing the Hollywood hottie had to clear up before they became happily hitched.

“I turned to him and said, ‘Do you really want children?’ And I thought, for that one minute, he was going to say, ‘I already have a son, Cameron,’ and I would have to say goodbye,” she confessed. “I remember saying defiantly, ‘I cannot live without having children.’ And he went, ‘Me too.’”

But despite their merry marriage, the dramatic duo is far from immune to a few fights — although they both work to keep bellowing at bay.

“We disagree, yeah, but we never shout. No, never. I did the screaming thing before — it doesn’t work,” Catherine admitted to the mag. “I’ve realized that you can actually say what you need to say. People can tell from my tone of voice. And my kids know when I raise my finger or do ‘the eyes’ that I mean it. I don’t put up with much.”

Duff Drama: Hilary Hated Her Body

While Hollywood heartbreaker Hilary Duff may now be content with her 109-pound package, she's admitted to being excessively weight-worried in the past.

“I would beat myself up if I had some fat,” she told Us Weekly.

However, the Tinseltown tiny now accepts moderation.

"As you get older, you just get more comfortable in your own skin,” she said. “You need balance.”

So if you wouldn’t mind looking as slim and svelte as Duff, follow her lead with fresh fruit, greens and protein for power.

Fading Frame: Angelina Jolie Refuses to Eat?

Brunette bella Angelina Jolie has sparked more concern over her plummeting pounds as she is reportedly refusing food.

According to Life & Style magazine, the “A Mighty Heart” star only consumed a little fruit for dinner at a recent visit to the Pitts' place, and then skipped her breakfast the following day.

“She’s wasting away, and Brad doesn’t know what to do,” an insider told the mag. “He’s worried sick about her, but she refuses to eat.”

The 5 foot 8 inch actress is reportedly down to a mere 95 pounds and is suffering severely from dizziness and headaches.

Cameron Diaz Goes for Green Guys?

We’re not sure whether it’s all her work as a green ogre in “Shrek” or the green movement in Hollywood, but it seems Cameron Diaz is even going for green guys.

According to Us Weekly, the Hollywood Boulevard blonde has been busted with British bachelor David de Rothschild, an environmentalist and heir to a banking fortune.

The pair reportedly touched and talked in the VIP section of New Jersey's “Live Earth” concert and again over dinner just two nights later.

Eva Longoria Top of the 'Rock'

Desperate-no-more newlywed Eva Longoria seems to have put on a few pounds in a matter of a minute. Literally.

Sporting a red tracksuit, the red-hot actress touched down on home soil with her basketball hubby, Tony Parker, and some bonus bling on her wedding finger after her French nuptials.

The ring reportedly consists of 107 diamonds and some sweet French inscription.

Sad Spears: Britney Breaks Down?

Has Britney Spears reverted back to her depressed-diva days?

According to X17 Online, the single mom was spotted sobbing and smoking her way through a dinner on Monday night with her new mystery man at the Four Seasons Hotel.

Perhaps the pop princess is just nervous about her "comeback." Despite no official word of confirmation from Camp Spears, reports have it that the Britster is set to release her new track, “Get Back” this week.

In the song, Spears reportedly sings about her ruptured romances:

“now it's u the one
who’s followin me around
like a homeless dog
and you pray
(let’s get back together, let’s get back for better)”

While Brit’s voice is yet to be heard through your speakers, the pop princess appears to be sending a message loud and clear that she’s “No Pushover."

The bubbly brunette was busted meandering in Malibu on Monday with the mighty message splashed across her tank top.

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'Causing a Commotion': Madonna’s Eye-Contact Criteria

Let’s hope the reporters who got up close and personal at London’s “Live Earth” with pop princess Madonna had miraculous memories.

According to the U.K’s Daily Mail, Madge’s publicity posse gave orders that all journalists had to maintain eye contact with Madonna and were not permitted to take notes.

"It's intimidating enough interviewing Madonna, because she's so intense, but when we were given these weird orders it was even worse,” a reporter revealed to the paper. "We thought her people were just joking. But it soon became apparent that they were deadly serious."

On top of that, journos also were forbidden to ask about her hubby, her religion and her adopted child.

Sheen to Give Marriage Another Try

Charlie Sheen, 41, and girlfriend, Brooke Mueller, 29, are engaged, according to Us Weekly.

The magazine says Charlie popped the question to Brooke on the beaches of Costa Rica with a $500,000 engagement ring.

And they're keeping it all in the family. The entertainment TV show “Extra” spotted Mueller shopping with Sheen's 3-year-old daughter, Sam, and his ex-wife, Denise Richards, last week.

Sheen first hooked up with Mueller, a real estate investor, at the Chrysalis Butterfly Ball in Los Angeles in June 2006. He split from Richards, with whom he has two children, Sam and 2-year-old Lola, last year.

Emma Watson Doused in Dollars

At the ripe old age of 17, “Harry Potter” power girl Emma Watson says she already has the resources to retire.

“Let’s be honest: I have enough money never to have to work again, but I would never want that," she admitted to Parade magazine. “Learning keeps me motivated.”

And when it comes to Hollywood Boulevard bad girls, don’t expect our Hermoine heroine to be going around pantyless anytime soon.

“There are too many stupid girls in the media,” she said. “Hermione’s not scared to be clever. I think sometimes really smart girls dumb themselves down a bit, and that’s bad.”

But one thing that doesn’t bother the young star is the flourishing friendship with co-stars Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint.

“When I was younger, they used to tease me,” Watson said. “And now they’re quite protective.”

Britney Busted: Princess Pops Into Church With Mystery Man

Britney Spears reportedly took a break from drinking and dancing to detox from her dirty deeds at Bel Air Presbyterian Church on Sunday.

But that’s not the only place the pop princess has been spotted lately.

According to perezhilton.com, the Britster failed at her attempt to go incognito at Hollywood's Pantages Theater last week when she waltzed into “Wicked" wearing some big black sunglasses.

However, it seems Spears just wasn’t “In the Zone” for witches of the west, so she reportedly skipped out midway through the second act.

But Brit wasn’t busting out on her own. People magazine reported that on both occasions, the dancing diva was in the close company of a mystery man. So is he a boyfriend, bodyguard or simply a Britney buddy?

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Posh Pulls a Paparazzi Push-Out

Perhaps British babe Victoria Beckham is a fan of Angelina Jolie, as according to TMZ.com, the pop princess pulled a stunt similar to that of the “A Mighty Heart” star by making all reporters sign contracts to question her only on her role in “Victoria Beckham: Coming to America."

Jessica Alba Wants to See Boys in the Buff

Glamour goddess Jessica Alba has expressed her desire to see the pages of women’s mags go from polished to porno.

“Men's magazines have nipples, so why don't women have a magazine where men show their [genitalia]? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle,” she told Britain’s GQ magazine. “If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it. Nudity's not a big deal to me.”

But while the “Sin City” star likes to look, she won’t be flashing flesh herself anytime soon.

“I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies, because I don't want to,” Alba added. “But that doesn't mean I don't want to see other people strip off!”

The Power of Paris

From parties to prison, it seems Paris Hilton wants to be perceived as more than just a Hollywood hottie.

The “Simple Life” star was snapped last week sporting Ivana Chubbuck's book "The Power of the Actor."

Perhaps the reality star will seek an Academy Award now that she is done with being “dumb."

Jessica Simpson Schmoozing Dane Cook?

Since splitting with John Mayer a couple of months ago, Jessica Simpson seems to be the one having the last laugh.

According to Life&Style Weekly magazine, the busty blonde is back in the arms of comedian Dane Cook. The comely couple went hand-in-hand at the Prince VIP concert last week in L.A.

"They were laughing, joking and hanging out," an eyewitness divulged to the magazine. "They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other. I really don't know what to think. ... If it's true, I hope they're happy."

Report: Kate Moss Kicks Pete Doherty to the Curb

Speaking of sambas into splitsville, it seems supermodel Kate Moss has finally given her Babyshambles beau the boot.

According to U.K.’s The Mirror, the Calvin Klein pin-up pushed Pete Doherty out of her London residence and had his personals relocated after hearing that he was flirting and flinging with a South African last week.

"It is so over between Kate and Pete. She has brought in new security guards and Pete can't get anywhere near,” a Moss pal confided to the paper. “They had some terrible [fighting] matches over the weekend, some of the worst of their relationship. Kate is absolutely furious. She hates being made a fool of and gets incredibly jealous. She just won't stand for infidelity."

However, the rebellious rocker reportedly won’t rest the romance without a rift.

"Pete is in pieces. He adores Kate and the lifestyle that goes with being her boyfriend. He has messed her around before but she has always taken him back,” added another insider. “But for the first time, it seems Kate really means business. He has promised to do whatever she wants to win her back. He's said he'll go into rehab early, but she's just not interested."

New Man for Britney?

Britney Spears was busted out and about with a new mystery man.

According to Hollyscoop, Spears spent an hour on Wednesday night chatting with an unidentified male in the lobby of the Four Seasons hotel around 10 p.m. before sneaking upstairs to a rented room for just three hours.

HiLoh: Lindsay & Paris Party Together

Fourth of July festivities seemed to be a case of keep your friends close but your enemies closer for Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

The two Hollywood Boulevard beauties (who have been feuding notoriously for some months now) reportedly rocked the day away at a Malibu Beach party.

According to People magazine, Lohan, her mom and her younger brother and sister paraded into the pad around 2 p.m. The hotel heiress then floated in in a floral dress around 5 p.m. but left before she and Lindsay had a chance to have a heart-to-heart, or a head-to-head.

But the day didn’t unfold without a hitch in the “Mean Girl” camp, with Lindsay losing her little Lohan. Lins lost track of brother Dakota and came running onto the beach in a panic. The actress was relieved to spot him surfing with some older dudes.

Porno Pics of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey?

If the publishing of naked pics of Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey in Life&Style Weekly magazine last week wasn't headache enough, it seems the PDA-prone couple is now set for a massive migraine.

According to perezhilton.com, “What’s Left of” the lovebirds are some highly graphic, porno-like pics that have been sent to the weeklies for publication.

“These pics make the Vanessa and Lindsay photos look tame!” an insider told perezhilton.com, referring to the pics that recently came to light featuring Minnillo and Lindsay Lohan playing with knives in sexy positions.

However, the couple has reportedly invested in legal services to stop the snaps from going glossy.