Dear Friends of "FOX & Friends;"
It's finally Friday!
I'd like to thank Lucy Ramirez (search) for writing this blog.
Plop-plop, fizz-fizz, the sound of Alka-Seltzers aplenty at the Kerry campaign this Friday, as the Ft. Worth Star Telegram reports that Bill Burkett (search) says, during his three or four minute conversation with Joe Lockhart, Lockhart tried to "convince me as to why I should give them the documents."
Cat Stevens, (search) aka Yusef Islam, we're reporting is back in London after being yanked off United Flight 919, as being on a no-fly list. Several American security officials are outraged that he was allowed to get on the plane in the first place. But they are not as outraged as music fans who can't understand why he wasn't stopped before he released his last album.
Meanwhile Martha Stewart (search) we reported this week, headed for the joint on October 8. I read somewhere on the Net that she is trying to be positive about her sentence. A chain gang is just another form of networking.
And as for us, we've just completed a photo shoot for the next "FOX & Friends" calendar. There is a new dimension to this calendar... we do a little acting. See, we're in a red convertible and we're PRETENDING the car is moving. Luckily Brian and I were drinking heavy, and the whole room was spinning, so we're not acting. Watch for the calendar soon. I needed an Alka-Seltzer the next day if you know what I mean.
See you soon,
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