Jay Leno, Brad Garrett, James Earl Jones and Matt Damon

Leno says he has every dime he ever made from his multi-million dollar Tonight Show paycheck. He lives on the money he makes from stand-up appearances. That according to the new Jerry Seinfeld movie Comedian.

Here's something the movie doesn't tell you: Leno allegedly goes to sleep in the middle of his two hour act. That's right. Walking back and forth on the stage he says the material is so familiar he nods off while performing. Does the audience return the favor?

Brad Garrett looked and acted like Jackie Gleason but it's the script that wasn't 'the great one.' Brad, you very big lug, you deserve better material.

The force must have been called money. James Earl Jones confirms he'll be back as the voice of Darth Vader at the end of Star Wars: Episode III, presumably after Anakin goes through puberty.

Finally, those nude photos on the internet aren't really Matt Damon and Ben Affleck. And they're mad about it. They wish is was them? Uh, no. They're just mad.