Mueller report's anticipated release brings out Bill Mueller jokes

Don't believe the rumors on Twitter: the Mueller report’s anticipated release Thursday will be a disappointment.

That is, it will not be a memoir of former American League batting champion and one-time World Series winner Bill Mueller.

Mueller played 11 years in the majors making stops with the San Francisco Giants, Chicago Cubs, Boston Red Sox and Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Sports fans made the Mueller jokes on Twitter.

Mueller helped the Red Sox win the World Series in 2004 and won the batting crown in 2003, recording a .326 average in 146 games in his first season in Boston.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report on his Russia investigation is set to be released later Thursday.