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Hilarious blog If Shoes Could Kill has compiled a collage of heinous footwear for your amusement. Click through to get a laugh -- or update your wardrobe! For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Jesus Shoes]()
Somehow we think Heidi Montag might enjoy these sexy crucifix stilettos. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Olivier Theyskens for Nina Ricci]()
Please don't let these be the shoes of the future. 'Cause they kind of look like they might be. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Polly Verity Shoes]()
Is this pair art? Or just a clever use of twisty-ties? For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Insa Elephant Dung Shoes]()
Elephant dung: so hot right now. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Dead Mouse Shoes]()
At least they look comfortable. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Chain Shoes]()
If studded details just aren't tough enough, these are for you. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Irma Bruggeman]()
Feathers + wooden clogs + roller skates = Wheelies for the fashion-forward set. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Minimalist Shoes]()
How sexy will you look in these? Pretty sexy, if your idea of sexy is getting street trash stuck to your soles while nails dig into your heels. But there's a sparkly ankle charm! For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Hamster Shoes]()
Ok, this designer totally stole the idea from the goldfish disco platforms. Though we have to admit, hamsters are way cooler. For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.com![Bart Hess shoes]()
Tarantulas? We know what's going on Marilyn Manson's Christmas list! For more, visit ifshoescouldkill.comThe World's Scariest Shoes
This footwear is so bad, it might make you throw up in your mouth a little.
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