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A tax on Lil Kim's many trips under the knife could probably knock a few figures off the national debt clock.![Joan and Melissa Rivers]()
If ever there was a treasure trove of hidden wealth, a locked up stash more valuable than any dollar, yen or euro, it would surely be the net worth of Joan and Melissa Rivers' surgically enhanced features.![Donatella Versace]()
Donatella Versace has probably spent half of her net worth on plastic surgery procedures. We'd imagine that the money brought in from taxing her surgeries through the years could feed some small countries for a year.![Tori Spelling]()
Tori Spelling appears to have gone under the knife a few times. Taxing her for just a few of those pesky procedures could probably have funded a major bailout or two.![Bruce Jenner]()
Gold-medalist and step-dad to the Kardashians Bruce Jenner says he's only had a procedure or two. But we think if we added up the actual amount of surgeries and slapped a little tax on them, we'd enjoy a nice little economy boost.![Pamela Anderson]()
If Pam Anderson had to pay taxes on her countless breast enhancement, reduction and re-enhancement surgeries, think of the economic possibilities.![Janice Dickinson]()
Janice Dickinson's taut forehead and collagen-filled lips alone probably hold millions of precious, taxable dollars in them....![Mickey Rourke]()
Between Mickey Rourke's past and future plastic surgeries, we could probably make a serious dent in that hefty chunk of change we owe China.![Madonna_0309]()
The money brought in from taxes on Madonna's million facial scrubs, pulls, tucks and rubs could likely find a home for countless orphans in Malawi.![Lisa Rinna]()
Taxing those infamous Lisa Rinna lips may bring us one step closer to raising the dollar exchange rate. Ah, yes, why didn't Obama think of that!Surefire "Botax" Cash Cows
If there were to be a tax on plastic surgery, these celebs could probably pay off our national debt in its entirety!
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