Bee began by mocking Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand’s “depressing” rollout video, joking that her campaign slogan was “God is dead” and expressed frustration towards former Vice President Joe Biden for not making a decision on what would be his third presidential run.
“Jesus Christ, just make up your f---ing mind already,” Bee urged Biden.
The TBS star also went after former Texas congressman Beto O’Rourke for telling Vanity Fair he was “born” to run for president.
“To which every woman who has run for office said, ‘Oh f--k you,’” Bee reacted.
The former “Daily Show” correspondent breezed through several other candidates and some of their controversies like Sen. Amy Klobuchar and the treatment of her staff and Sen. Cory Booker and his ties to Wall Street and pharmaceutical companies.
Bee then went on to completely reject Hawaii Congresswoman Tulsi Gabbard, who she offered a simple “no” and a giant “X” over her face before carrying on to other candidates.
Before wrapping up the segment, the liberal comedian offered a grim forecast for her audience.
“There you have it! 16 candidates, 15 will lose while one, let’s be honest, will also probably lose and we’ll be stuck with this toilet monster for another four years,” Bee said referring to President Donald Trump. “So tonight, I’m announcing that I too am running…far away because this campaign is already exhausting and it makes me want to hide in a hole.”