If Celebrity Beards Could Talk

What would these scruffy stars' whiskers tell us?

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    Expressive Facial Hair

    Hollywood's gotten pretty hairy as of late, and we think these stars' beards are trying to tell us something. Click through to receive the messages these bushy boys are trying so desperately to get across.
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    "I'm on such a studly dude, I don't even have to try. It's like I won the beard lottery." Brad's too sexy for his wild n' wooly goatee. Or is it his facial hair that's too sexy?! A question for the ages. (AP)
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    Johnny Depp

    "Watch your back, Billy Goat Brad! Angie's into THIS now." On the set of 'The Tourist,' in which he stars with Angelina Jolie, Depp sports a serious 'stache. For more pics of Johnny Depp, visit x17online.com
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    Keanu Reeves

    "I'm like totally pulling off this caveman look, bro." The action star's growth is getting gnar-gnar.  For more pics of Keanu Reeves, visit x17online.com
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    Dustin Hoffman

    "I AM THE SILVER FOX." Hairy Hoffman's silver mane is rather polished.  For more pics of Dustin Hoffman, visit x17online.com 
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    Robert Pattinson

    This sad stubble may not actually count as a "beard" but it certainly enhances the 'Twilight' star's stoney stupor. "Duuuuuude! Wasssup?" For more pics of Robert Pattinson, visit x17online.com.
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    "Don't look at the ample throat fat, I beg of you! Look up, look up at me!" The film legend went a little crazy trimming his whiskers. (REUTERS)
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    Adam Levine

    "I help him look butch, right? I mean, this is a tough look, between the helmet and the leather jacket... no?" The Maroon 5 singer gets into character for a motorcycle ride. For more pics of Adam Levine, visit x17online.com.
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    Gerard Butler

    Gerard looks like a deer in headlights... and so does his multi-colored beard! "Whaaaaa?" For more pics of Gerard Butler, visit x17online.com.
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    Antonio Banderas

    "Pick a good one, amigo." Antonio looks like a wild man, and acts like one, too! For more pics of Antonio Banderas, visit x17online.com.
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    Balthazar Getty

    "After this shot, let's pick up some Just for Men. I'm just sayin'." The 'Brothers and Sisters' star shoots a wedding scene in Malibu in a beard that doesn't match his hair! For more pics of Balthazar Getty, visit x17online.com
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    "I look gooood." The rapper shows off his body and his beard after a workout. For more pics of Common, visit x17online.com.
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    Deryck Whibley

    "Avril come baaaack! I know the head hair is fading, but I, the potential beard, am expanding!" Is he back with his punk princess? The Sum 41 singer looks sad.  For more pics of Deryck Whibley, visit x17online.com.
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    Robert Downey Jr.

    "Forget 'Chaplin,' I'm Robert's work of art." The actor shows off a carefully sculpted goatee/moustache combo. For more pics of Robert Downey Jr., visit x17online.com
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    David Beckham

    "Just call me Old Spice." Becks goes wild! The grizzled soccer star hits up a U2 concert without shaving. For more pics of David Beckham, visit x17online.com
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