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Man Dom (1970) Pre-'Death Wish' Charles Bronson stars in this extended Japanese commercial (its more like a music video) for some sort of cologne. Bronson pours about three gallons of the stuff all over himself, so hopefully it has a relatively muted scent. Click to watch the hilarious ad, then click through our slide show for more funny, weird and even heartwarming ads from days of TV yore. (YouTube/Mad DoM)![rockem sockem 640]()
Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots This is one of the first TV commercials for the classic toy Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots. It's funny how the narrator has to explain how they work. Because nobody had ever seen anything that cool, ever. Watch it. (YouTube/Marx)![Kool_Aid]()
Kool-Aid “You can give your youngsters a lot of pleasure with Kool-Aid. You know that it’s pure and good. It has the Parents Magazine Seal." Indeed. (Kool-Aid) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Chatty_Cathy]()
Chatty Cathy The 1960’s doll would talk when you pulled her string. She could say, “Let’s play house,” “please change my dress” or “tell me a bedtime story.” The slogan? "Just pull the ring, you never know what she’ll say next." Oops, I think we just told you. (Mattel) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Dunkin_Donuts]()
Dunkin' Donuts Time to make the donuts! For years, this ‘80s Dunkin Donuts slogan was all people would associate with the coffee and donut chain. It was a sad day when Michael Vale, the actor who played the baker in all of the commercials, died on Christmas Eve, 2005. Known forever after as the day the donuts died. (Dunkin' Donuts) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Ford_Convertible]()
1950's Ford Convertible The stars of “I Love Lucy,” promote the new Ford hard top convertible. It’s so easy, even a woman can do it! Lucy tells her hubby, “You don’t have to be a man to do it, anyone can do it.” Ricky, dumbfounded says, “Honey, you can take ice cubes out of the refrigerator, but this is an automobile, it’s a complicated machinery. Women just don’t understand it.” The slogan? “The happiest revolution in motoring pleasure that ever took place.” A little wordy. (Ford) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Hai_Karate_Aftershave]()
Hai Karate Aftershave The voiceover says it all: “So powerful it drives women right out of their minds. That’s why we have to put instructions on self defense on every package.” Then it shows a man and a woman physically fighting. Ouch. (Hai Karate) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Winston_Cigarettes]()
Winston Cigarettes "The Flintstones" smoking. Where are my Winstons? Baaarrrnneeyy! (Winston) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Barbie]()
Barbie Check out this ‘60s commercial for the new and improved Barbie. Now Barbie can bend her legs! Whoa. (Mattel) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Bruger_King]()
Burger King Child star Emmanuel Lewis was daydreaming about Burger King in this 1984 commercial. Awww..... (Burger King) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Adorn_Hairspray]()
Self-Styling Adorn This hair product came with a styling book and a free bikini brush that does things your bigger brushes can’t do. Very strange. (Adorn) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Dodge_Charger_1970]()
Dodge Charger 500 (1970) A guy is about to propose to his long-term girlfriend when a group of bikini-clad women come over to check out his new car. By the end of the commercial, the girlfriend is left on the beach yelling after him while he drives off with a carful of ladies. The slogan? “If you could cope with a whole new image, you could be Dodge Material.” If you could cope.... ha. Sounds like one of those groovy seventies sayings. (Dodge) Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![McDonalds]()
McDonalds Do you remember the Hamburglar and Grimace? How about Mayor McCheese? They were Ronald McDonald's BFFs before the lame online term BFFs existed. They were super cool. Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.![Mister_Softee]()
Mister Softee Ice Cream Trucks (1960s) Have you ever seen a commercial for an ice cream truck? Well back in the '60s, they had 'em. The slogan? “A soft ice cream store on wheels.” Descriptive! Watch it here. Follow FOX411.com on Twitter.Funny Vintage TV Commercials
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