Miller Thriller

" Thanks jealous -- Bill O'Reilly in the Miller time segment tonight -- action for our pal Dennis he's syndicated radio star he joins us now. From Los Angeles all right so on your program I'm sure the tea parties were big and the reaction to them by the media so take it away."

" First -- I want to quickly congratulate the president and his family on their new dog. Although I saw -- first press conference and I noticed even his barks were on a teleprompter. Well I guess like master like -- there. Now this is a propitious day in history -- the Titanic -- today in Lincoln died today. And I think the average American taxpayer feels like they've just been shot in the head. And a deck chair on a sinking boat I think that's what's happened I think that people are sick of other people not pulling their weight. I'm reading an interest in book now by a woman named amity slaves it's a great book called the forgotten American about the Great Depression. And she cites this Yale professor and 1883 and -- forward notes in this speech he gives the essence being. Hey discern the problem with acts they -- figures they can help -- Alien being tells C what he's going to give acts and today it was a sea change I think see the forgotten man -- appreciate his -- latest book. Is just had enough if America is a movie line they're sick of the fact that they got there early cash in hand to see the movie. All of a sudden the government tells them everybody behind them in the line is now abreast of them on the line and they're expected to pick two or three other guys tickets up -- thinking where's my big for showing up cash in hand early to see the movie they're sick of that and that's what happened today I think."

" Okay now you live in very very troubled state the beautiful state. But. You -- now pay and the highest sales tax in a country California. Every time you turn around yet another tax being levied on you. The state may go bankrupt because of the entitlements -- pensions the disabilities the health care and on and off. Is that on -- TU Dennis Miller. You make a good living is unfair that you're gonna have to carry not only the state load but the federal load as well."

" It's unfair to the point that I stay here you know I've discussed this I had a contingency plan. There's -- part I won't go beyond and it's not about greed it's about some crazy thing in my hand head. But I'd like to keep a buck for every buck I give -- to strangers. It gets much beyond that. -- I'm going to split the state and I think you know I've heard Trump's gonna split New York. And you know I just think it's getting to that point now where you -- Listen I love that help the helpless I don't care about the clueless we're helping so many of the clueless nowadays that's a -- lot of iron to bug me that's a good line. You know well I want to help -- to clueless pay Iran Iran. As you know you don't even get any credit for -- now we've got. Jana the -- head of coming up -- of the right wing conspiracy for God's sakes they Janet if you're going to hover over me like this at least ditch that Frank Luntz haircut okay because I needed something a little more together."

" okay. Now. Okay. The media covering the tea parties have you seen any of it come on O'Reilly grab -- together. I've got to try to. About pictured Franken the ball down on its its not working for me. Did you see the media coverage of the people but it's."

" I love when you lose control. Yeah. It -- because they act like these people were not well and they always bring up our founding fathers. Bill our founding fathers were blowing people's heads off because they put attacks on their breakfast -- And it wasn't even well they can you imagine how bad and -- would have been on a four shot espresso our founding fathers would have been out there today."

" They'll get I had to believe John of that word but that's okay. That Spain saw our report last night let's say. You said that -- And that's OK -- that's all right guys know you disagree you feel like you're in Vegas here this is a relaxed not I'm sorry I don't Franken dean and Sammy atmosphere were created here you know darn it pumps but it's. I'm not the -- no it's -- wanna. Now we can believe yep that's all right. Problem -- in doesn't want Nady -- six members of the Bush Administration. If that happens we're going to boycott Spain what say you."

" I don't I'm gonna boys' -- stay in other than maybe I'll get my mail order aphrodisiacs from brothels knowledge that a Madrid. I hear that Belgium -- is quite good I know I'm going to continue to go to Penelope -- movies but like I said if you want -- Billy I'm right there with the but I don't know what the hell the boy got not involved in -- now mind you but there are so."

" And garments that are made in Spain and they have some wine and and they have already. Niceties that they but primarily it's a message that I think Americans have to -- to the Spanish government. You know we don't want to hurt Spanish people but the government are a bunch of clowns and they have to be told that. -- us right. All right Billy if you if you throw yourself on the purpose I promise you I don't let me by any lime green -- drills okay absolutely right. Now pirates. You took some you are arguing hire you show the other day you argue with somebody callers about the pirates what was that."

" No mole hole which. The end of life for me listen I just think Barack Obama showed -- humanistic side here when he shot them simultaneously. You know he's all about spreading the wealth in if you shoot seven some descending order the last few pirates are standing that they -- second wasn't -- good enough to get shot first -- like the fact that they blew them all away simultaneously. I was brought showing his human side. But it just cracks me up how we're throwing the word -- around now and they won't say terrorists I'm watching gives his daily press conference he's got an eye patch and parrot on -- shoulder these treatments Somalis want a cracker and if they want culprit -- Brett Ferrer is. -- that something had to happen here you can not have the road company appealed to April and up. And Elmo big cat with a -- wife beater on and on Massa and get -- on and taken over the -- with a spear gun something had to give I'm glad it was their skulls."

" Okay but most -- caught -- always agreed with it I did they process the Somali want to -- a -- and it didn't."

" I was just throw that check -- political."

" I know we're gonna be accused of being racist or something but I buddies is great that all my life I I listen you know bay. But there was some callers who were actually given Obama a hard time for the action and you -- sticking up for the president on your radio program."

" Good for him and I'm glad -- Greenwood and I understand he has development deal with the Discovery Channel. Where there's going to -- the Somali pirates with the Deadliest Catch up after we kill little going to bring him in the market way -- hit I'll be happy. He wins Robert shots going to keep their job bones on the wall of his little office --"

" You know I can't figure out why we just don't have guns and armed guards. On the boats I I just not get it you know. Sean Penn had six armed guards can't we put two of them on our frigates."

" All I know is that they want to keep these pirates up there to show that Sean Penn Huey long film that he did right on the boat they won't go near -- right big screen right on the deck. -- tomorrow I want a cracker everybody Dennis Miller coming right."