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Throughout our travels we’ve seen plenty of wild things — from rowdy guests to crazy contests, you name it. Not surprisingly, most have been in Vegas. But wackiness can be found all over the world, and we’ve seen some hilarious hotel signs in multiple countries. Check out seven of our favorites below.

Negril Tree House Resort, Jamaica

Well we feel safe…

Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas

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Casa de Campo, Dominican Republic

This spot is reserved for pregnant Dutch women.

Puntacana Hotel, Dominican Republic

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Le Parker Meridien, New York City

You can forget about disturbing these guests…but this sign won’t let you forget you’re in New York.

Atlantis Paradise Island Resort, Bahamas

Sometimes we upgrade the jacket we lost with the better one we found in the lost and found. Does the same unspoken rule apply to kids, too?

The Manhattan at Times Square Hotel, New York City 

So do the quotation marks mean it’s actually fine to do all of the above?