Published September 16, 2012
When the last sparkler has gone out, the wedding’s over. For most people. Except the bride and groom, natch. The tradition of taking a honeymoon is a long and storied one, but there’s been a consistent for many of those newlyweds: They wanna stay in a seriously swag suite. After all, it is sort of the one chance you have to live it up — unless you’re made of money, in which case, you should book a suite every time you travel. Ballers aside, the honeymoon is the best time to treat yourself to an awesome hotel room with all the bells and whistles two newlyweds could want — theoretically, at least.
The Honeymoon: Hong Kong
The Suite: Extreme WOW Suite at the W Hong Kong
The Extreme WOW Suite reflects the high-design area of Kolwoon in Hong Kong.
Amazing Jack & Jill sinks lets your newly betrothed know to stay away from your products.
Hong Kong is a fabulous urban destination for those couples seeking out incredible, modern architecture, world-class shopping, and Michelin-starred dining on a nightly basis. And the W Hong Kong is in the heart of the tourist district, Kowloon, and features all the funky extras you’d expect from a W as well as an unreal, souped-up version of the stateside Bliss Spa chain. And the Extreme WOW Suite not only has all the high-tech essentials that seem commonplace in Hong Kong, but also has a fully-stocked kitchenette, spacious closet (because every outfit was carefully planned and considered), and dizzying views of the harbor.
The Honeymoon: St. Lucia
The Suite: Two-Bedroom Villa at the Ladera Resort
Each villa is missing a fourth wall (and A/C), meaning the breeze is your new BFF.
The villa's interior is reflective of native St. Lucian culture.
Unlike more developed Caribbean islands, such as Aruba and the Bahamas, the sparsely populated island-nation of Saint Lucia still maintains a sense of unspoiled, exotic beauty. Its landscapes of pristine beaches and mountainous terrain are among the most stunning you’ll find anywhere in the Caribbean — especially so at the Ladera Resort, where views of the twin Pitons seem endless. Privacy is paramount here — there are just 32 villas on the property — and even go so far as to provide (most) guests with private, in-room plunge pools. Want a bigger watering hole to splash around in? Try the Infinity Lagoon Pool, which may very well take your just-wedded breath away.
The Honeymoon: Paris, France
The Suite: Honeymoon Suite at Hotel Le Bristol
The most opulent suite in the most opulent Parisian hotel has GOT to be this incredible.
We'd die happy if we could live in this bathroom. Really.
If the City of Lights doesn’t seem romantic to you, well, then, you’re just not romantic. Paris is a premiere honeymoon destination — great for culture-lovers and fashionistas alike — and thus requires a rather perfect stay. Look no further than the famed Hotel Le Bristol, which exudes luxury from the moment you step in the marble lobby. Make sure to take a few cuddly pictures in the hotel’s epic private gardens or on the glass-housed sun terrace; however, the Honeymoon Suite is where you really get the full “five-star” experience: Each room is impeccably furnished and decorated, the balcony provides glorious views, and the bed is supremely comfortable — despite a slightly dated comforter. But the real highlight has got to be the incredible bathroom, which we’d just die for with its well-lit vanities, bidet, and deep soak tub.
The Honeymoon: Turks & Caicos
The Suite: The Beachfront Penthouse Suite at the Gansevoort Turks & Caicos, a Wymara Resort
The minimalist design in the suite mirrors the hotel's sleek vibe.
A soak in the tub while watching TV? Yes please!
Turks and Caicos has a reputation for being one of the most exclusive Caribbean islands, and deservedly so, when looking at prices, at least. Yet we had to look way past the price tag for a stay in the Beachfront Penthouse Suite at the Gansevoort Turks and Caicos, which is just as slick and well-equipped as you’d expect a Gansevoort property to be. Partiers will appreciate the live DJ sets on weekend nights, but those seeking seclusion won’t have a problem in a private suite that spills out onto the pristine beaches of Grace Bay. And should you two decide to get out of that incredible bed (or tub, as the case may be), your buffet breakfast is au gratis. Bring on the bacon, y’all!
The Honeymoon: Puerto Morelos, Mexico
The Suite: Preferred Club Master Suite at the Dreams Riviera Cancun Resort & Spa – All Inclusive
Romantic welcome gift? Check: This tub has been strewn with rose petals just for a pair of newlyweds.
Dang! Look at that view!!!
Puerto Morelos, located halfway between Cancun and Playa Del Carmen, offers the perfect balance of the two, more touristy regions, blending a party atmosphere from the Spring Break Capital with a beachy, relaxed vibe. Perhaps one of the most luxurious all-inclusives in Mexico, the Dreams Riviera Cancun — a true megaresort, with over 400 rooms — tends to attract families with its myriad entertainment options. But couples shouldn’t falter: the attractive, airy guest rooms are downright romantic. Teak wood and marble floors create an ambiance of understated elegance, and the massive bathrooms (all with separate showers and Jacuzzi tubs) are a real treat.