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Published November 05, 2015
If you’re pregnant and looking for a parking spot, head to Punta Cana Resort & Club for some VIP parking rights. If you’re looking for a private, romantic night in your hotel room, just hang the “Fuhgettaboudit” sign on your door knob at Le Parker Meridien in New York. Whether intentional or not, these hotel signs hit the funny bone.
I’m pregnant. I’m cranky. Get out of my parking spot.
Just turn around and walk away.
Hey, before we go out on the balcony, watch out for any hidden unattendeds!
Uh, English please. No peeing, pooping, spitting, or snot. Thanks.
Enough said.
Since when are moisture and mildew “dangerous”? We’ll be sure to thoroughly prepare for any unexpected moisture and mildew attacks through that door.
Keep it classy, people. They mean it.
If you’re reading this, you’re already too close. Do us all a favor and go back the way you came.
https://www.foxnews.com/travel/funniest-hotel-signs