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Gutfeld: Hillary's campaign is going to the dogs

I never thought I'd ever say this on TV, but check out Hillary Clinton barking like a dog:

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HILLARY CLINTON, DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: One of my favorite, favorite political ads of all time was a radio ad -- rural Arkansas -- where the announcer said, "Wouldn't it be great if somebody running for office said something? We could have an immediate reaction as to whether it was true or not? Well, we've trained this dog, and the dog, if it's not true, he's going to bark."

I'm trying to figure out how we can do that with the Republicans. You know? We need to get that dog and follow -- follow them around. And every time they say these things, like, "Oh, you know, the Great Recession was caused by too much regulation." Bark, bark, bark! You know?

(LAUGHTER)

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I've got -- I've got to hear that bark again:

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H. CLINTON: Bark, bark, bark! You know?

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That is so my new ringtone.

Anyway, she did that during a campaign stop in Reno, where she attacked Republicans as untrustworthy. Pretty ironic, Hillary barking like a dog, given that she's being dogged by everyone, except Bernie, over rampant fibbery regarding her e-mails, her server and mistreatment of classified information.

If you applied that joke -- training dogs to bark at lies -- whenever Hillary spoke, imagine what that would be like.

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UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Can we talk a little about Russia? You famously pressed the reset button. Are you embarrassed by that now? That gesture?

CLINTON: No. I thought it was a brilliant stroke.

(DOGS BARKING)

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Wow, what good boys. Let's try this again:

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CLINTON: I did not e-mail any classified material to anyone on my e-mail. There is no classified material.

(DOGS BARKING)

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They're like little furry lie detectors. Keep going.

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FORMER PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON: I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

(DOGS BARKING)

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I'm sorry. How did that get in there? Anyway:

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CLINTON: I certainly do remember that trip to Bosnia. I remember landing under sniper fire. There was supposed to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base.

(DOGS BARKING)

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Yes. Even he could see through that one. More:

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GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS, ABC NEWS: Did you tell them it was about the film? And what is your response?

CLINTON: No. You know, I understand the continuing grief at the loss that parents experienced with the loss of these four brave Americans. And I did testify, as you know, for 11 hours. And I answered all of these questions. Now, I can't -- I can't help it that people think there has to be something else there.

(DOGS BARKING)

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I would have done more than bark. Finally:

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CLINTON: Well, I can't think of anything more of an outsider than electing the first woman president. But I'm not just running because I would be the first woman president.

I would not ask anyone to vote for me based on my last name.

(DOG GROWLING)

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So, there you have it. Every time Hillary opens her mouth, her campaign goes to the dogs. It's enough to make the Baja Men cry.

Greg Gutfeld currently serves as host of FOX News Channel's (FNC) The Greg Gutfeld Show (Saturdays 10-11PM/ET) and co-host of The Five (weekdays 5-6PM/ET). He joined the network in 2007 as a contributor. Click here for more information on Greg Gutfeld