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Watters' World: Pinhead or Patriot edition, Part 1

This is a RUSH transcript from "The O'Reilly Factor," October 24, 2013. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated.

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O'REILLY: "Watters' World Segment" tonight the revival of "Pinheads and Patriots." As you may know the seeds of American liberty were planted in Boston, Massachusetts. So we sent Watters to Faneuil Hall to ask the folks about modern day "Pinheads and Patriots."

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WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Pinhead.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Well he is the President.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Pinhead. All that change is really not changing.

WATTERS: You don't like the President?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: No the guy is weak.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: He is one of the best presidents we have ever had since Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Oh my God.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Patriot.

WATTERS: Patriot. Why a patriot?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: He is the President. You can't disrespect the President.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I'm smart and I want respect.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: I think he's a nice chap but he is being handed a poisoned chalice.

WATTERS: You're a poet or are you just English?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Yes, baby.

WATTERS: How is Obamacare working out so far?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Good, great --

WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: That's Mitt Romney, right?

WATTERS: Do you want to be in his binder full of women?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: I don't think so. I think I would get squished.

WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: This is Tom Carrie.

WATTERS: Tom Carrie?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE: Give me a break.

WATTERS: Who is Tom Carrie running against?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE: Wasn't that like Hillary Clinton?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Patriot.

WATTERS: Patriot?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Yes.

WATTERS: Why do you say that.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: I believe he knows business.

WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: Patriot.

WATTERS: Patriot. Yes, you voted for him?

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: Yes.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: His heart's in the right place.

WATTERS: OK.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: I just don't think his mouth is.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 4: Oh, man.

WATTERS: You know who this is.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 4: Umm, is it Gore.

(BUZZER)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: Yes, that is Mitt Romney. Why did he run for the presidency. I do not know.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

WILL FERRELL, ACTOR: I love scotch. I love scotch.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

WATTERS: So, pinhead or patriot.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Gross.

(LAUGHTER)

WATTERS: You look like you can filibuster for about 10 straight hours.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

JIM CARREY, ACTOR: That's never happened to me before. I must be tired.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: You know what, I think he's a patriot.

WATTERS: You do.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: Yes. He's standing up for what he believes in.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: Not related to Tom Cruise, huh.

WATTERS: Not related to Tom Cruise.

(LAUGHTER)

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

TOM CRUISE, ACTOR: Great.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: I do like what the Tea Party stands for so I'm going to go patriot.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: Is that Ted Cruz.

WATTERS: That is Ted Cruz.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: Well, he is looking chubbier.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

TED CRUZ, SENATOR, TEXAS (R): I'm a big fan of eating White Castle burgers.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

WATTERS: Do you know who this is.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Yes, I do.

WATTERS: Who's that.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 8: Who do you think it is.

WATTERS: Who do you think it is.

UNIDENTIIFED MALE 8: I'm not sure.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

LOU ABBOTT, ACTOR: I don't know. Third base.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

WATTERS Watch your step.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

JAMES STEWART, ACTOR: What I need is a couple of good, stiff drinks. How about you.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

WATTERS: Pinhead or patriot.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: Patriot. I respect her, too.

WATTERS: Who is it.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 7: I have no idea.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: Well, I'm from California, so --

WATTERS: I'm sorry to hear that.

(LAUGHTER)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: -- pinhead.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED MUPPET: You'll get no argument from me on that.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Patriot.

WATTERS: Patriot.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Yes.

WATTERS: So, you know who this is.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 6: Who is he.

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: I don't know who that is.

(LAUGHTER)

WATTERS: You've never seen her before?

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 2: No. That's a hard one.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 2: She's the House Minority Leader.

WATTERS: Word.

(LAUGHTER)

UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE 1: And if politicians should have to read a bill before they vote on it, then it's time for her to go.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED ACTOR: Go, go on!

(END VIDEO CLIP)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: Patriot. She's just so strong. And if she heard me say anything else, she'd probably come hunt me.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

MARLON BRANDO, ACTOR: You can act like a man. What's the matter?

(END VIDEO CLIP)

WATTERS: Most people could kick your butt though.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 3: I'm pretty sure of that. I mean, who do you call.

(LAUGHTER)

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

KATHERINE HEIGL, ACTRESS: Wait, what do you mean.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

(LAUGHTER)

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: Pinhead. One, she's a Republican.

WATTERS: She's actually a Democrat.

UNIDENTIFIED MALE 5: Is she.

(END VIDEOTAPE)

O'REILLY: All right now, Watters is here. We're going to continue that on Monday.

WATTERS: That's right, part two.

O'REILLY: And I understand, I'm involved --

WATTERS: You're involved.

O'REILLY: -- in the pinhead and patriot --

WATTERS: It's even funnier than this one. And Biden is involved, too, so it's great, you know.

O'REILLY: All right. Me, Biden, who else.

WATTERS: You, Biden -- I think Harry Reid is involved.

O'REILLY: Reid.

WATTERS: Boehner.

O'REILLY: Uh-huh.

WATTERS: You know, all the --

O'REILLY: All the heavyweights.

WATTERS: Yes, the big guys. The big guns.

O'REILLY: Now, when we make fun of other people, we're doing it an affectionate way.

WATTERS: Of course.

O'REILLY: I mean, you know -- because that's just a lot of characters.

WATTERS: Right.

O'REILLY: I mean, the guy with the Yankee shirt is a character.

WATTERS: Right. I think he's still drunk from the night before.

O'REILLY: He looked like he did.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

You know, he's relaxed.

WATTERS: Right, right.

O'REILLY: How many people refused, flat out refused to talk to you when you go into a form like this.

WATTERS: Well, the --

O'REILLY: That percentage.

WATTERS: -- percentage, I'd say maybe 10 percent.

O'REILLY: Do they all know THE FACTOR. Do they all know --

WATTERS: No. Sometimes, it's just the way I look, or if I'm holding cards or something like that.

(END VIDEO CLIP)

O'REILLY: OK. And if you have the collar up in the back.

WATTERS: Yes, that would just repel people automatically.

O'REILLY: And I guess that's about 30, 30 percent, you know, look.

WATTERS: That's right.

O'REILLY: But, generally speaking, what percentage of the people know THE FACTOR. When you say, THE O'REILLY FACTOR, what does it -- what percentage.

WATTERS: Know THE FACTOR, I'd say about 50 to 60 percent.

O'REILLY: Of those people?

WATTERS: Yes, yes. And, you know, we tabulated some of these answers. Pelosi, two to one called her a pinhead. And only a third knew who she was.

O'REILLY: A third.

WATTERS: Ted Cruz, only one person out of 14 people knew who Ted Cruz was.

O'REILLY: Really, only one of 14.

WATTERS: And that -- yes. And he was determined to be a pinhead, two to one, OK.

O'REILLY: Uh-hmm.

WATTERS: And then we're going to have your tabulation on Monday. So, check that out.

O'REILLY: It will be interesting to see how many people knew me.

WATTERS: Yes.

O'REILLY: All right. Jesse Watters, everybody. Once again, Monday night, we will do part two of "Pinheads and Patriots."

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