Winter Sports

Pronounce it wrong and you call the server a putain, or prostitute, in French. Order it as “disco fries” and you confuse cheese for cheese curds while insulting the proud Quebecois society. But on a cold day, eating poutine inside a fetid Quebec ski lodge is restorative—especially with a hangover. It’s a rare hybrid that transcends its humble parts of fries, gravy, and cheese curd. But here’s what you’re really eating. Dig in. Dimethylpolysiloxane  This anti-foaming agent is added to deep-fryer oil to prevent it from bubbling over and becoming the Fukushima prefecture. It’s also found in Silly Putty. “Natural Beef Flavor”  Frozen commercial fries, such as McDonald’s, have “natural beef flavor.” But McDonald’s divulges only that “natural beef flavor contains hydrolyzed wheat and hydrolyzed milk as starting ingredient[s].” But how is it finished? Cheese Curds  Made from sour milk, cheese curds are best enjoyed before the natural air bubbles that release an audible, rubbery squeak on the ...

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