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Transcript of Obama's remarks at White House Correspondents' Association dinner

Here is the transcript of President Obama's remarks at White House Correspondents' Association dinner Saturday.THE PRESIDENT:  Thank you.  (Applause.)  Thank you, everybody.  (Laughter.)  How do you like my new entrance music?  (Applause.)  Rush Limbaugh warned you about this — second term, baby.  (Laughter and applause.)  We're changing things around here a little bit.  (Laughter.)Actually, my advisors were a little worried about the new rap entrance music.  (Laughter.)  They are a little more traditional.  They suggested that I should start with some jokes at my own expense, just take myself down a peg.  I was like, guys, after four and a half years, how many pegs are there left?  (Laughter.)I want to thank the White House Correspondents.  Ed, you're doing an outstanding job.  We are grateful for — (applause) — the great work you've done.  To all the dignitaries who are here, everybody on the dais — I especially want to say thank you to Ray Odierno, who does outstanding service on be...

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